Love Messages

Flirting by Gender

If you feel like you have a pretty good handle on the fundamentals of flirting, it's about time you got into some more detail to really fine-tune your courting ritual (and recognize when someone is flirting with you). It's about this time that the specifics start to depend on the gender you're dealing with. Read on for a few pointers.

Tips for Girls

1. Look nice.
Guys tend to be a little more visually-oriented than girls. You don't have to overdo it, but you should be conscious of your appearance.

2. Smile!
* We did already go over this, but it's very important to look genuine and approachable instead of cold and nasty. Otherwise the flirting may never even begin.
3. Be yourself.
* Don't try to dumb it down. Most guys would rather talk to a girl who can actually carry on a conversation.
* Don't try too hard. Just be yourself and be friendly!
4. Give the right signals.
* Play with your hair, laugh at his jokes, bat your eyelashes, touch his arm. Giving signals that you're interested and enjoying yourself will encourage the flirting to continue, possibly to the next level.
5. If you're into it, go for it.
* In this day and age, it's not always up to the guy to make a move. Especially if you are dealing with a shy person, it's perfectly acceptable for you to initiate the next step in the flirting process.
6. Don't flirt with someone you're not interested in.
* Guys often mistake regular friendliness for romantic flirting. If you're not interested in someone, flirting with them will only lead them on and possibly create an awkward scene later (even if you thought you gave some pretty obvious signals).

Tips for Guys

1. Listen!
* It's true, we already went over this before. But this is extremely important for the gender that's most listening-challenged.
* Listen for key words and phrases that she says that you can bring up later or ask questions about to keep the conversation going.
* Listen for open-ended questions that may be a set-up to ask her out. This can work with common interests ("do you like mini golfing?") and especially anything having to do with dinner, movies, or other date-like activities.
* Because listening can be so difficult for guys, she will notice if you do it well.
2. Keep relaxed body language.
* Lean back instead of in when talking to her. You want to come off as confident and relaxed, not desperate and needy.
3. Be naughty and nice.
* Mixing the occasional compliment with playful teasing can keep her guessing what you'll say next.
* Keep your sense of humor in full force. Just insulting her will end your flirting before it's begun. The idea is to add an element of mystery and unexpectedness.
* Simply gushing over her with a steady stream of compliments can actually make you seem desperate.
Add up the signals to see if she's interested (Creative Commons photo by ThisParticularGreg)
4. Add up the signs.
* Math may not be your strong suit, but you can't take any one signal as your guaranteed ticket in. Women tend to be naturally flirtatious, and men often mistake friendliness for romantic interest. Also, some signals may be a false alarm (crossing her arms could just mean she's cold). Therefore, you need to assess as many signals as you possibly can in order to establish whether she is interested or not.
* Some positive signals include:
1. Constant eye contact with dilated pupils
2. Touching your arm or leg during conversation
3. Crossing her leg towards you
4. Playing with her hair
5. Hearty laughter at your jokes
6. Eyelash batting
7. Compliments
* Some negative signals include:
1. Crossing her arms
2. Not retaining eye contact/looking distant or uninterested
3. Leaning away when you lean in, or turning her body away
4. Constantly repeating how great her boyfriend is (some guys just don't get the hint)
5. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
* The only true way to guarantee that nothing will come from your attempt at flirting is to not flirt at all.

Conclusion

* You can talk all day about the concepts and principles of flirting, but nothing will help you more than going out and doing it. This page should give you a great place to start from, but eventually you will learn to recognize even more signals and develop your own flirting style. If you ever need to brush up, read through this page until you internalize it a bit better. Now get out there and have some fun!

Ek Pyare se Dost ke liye Pyara sa tofa

Dosti khiltay phoolon ki khushboo mai hai
Dosti halke suraj ki kirno me hai
Dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
Dosti khwab hai,dosti jeet hai
Dosti pyar hai,dosti geet hai
Dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
Dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi hai
Dosti roshni hai, dosti bandagi hai
Dosti sang chalti hawaon me hai
Dosti in barasty ghataon me hai
Dosti doston ki wafaon me hai
Dosti dosti nibhane mein hai......
Ek Pyare se Dost ke liye Pyara sa tofa

FRIENDS STICK TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT !!!!!

A true friend is not the one who knows your mistake and jugde you,instead he/she helps you to survive the worst,lift you when you down,wipe your tears when no one can,gives you a shoulder to cry on when you need one.A friend aways tells the truth when i am wrong or right, if i'm lost a friend knows how to retrieve me.Friend can bear my insult that i'm not aware off.Friend can forgive if i've done wrong.A friend always loves my presence.Between there's no lies.deciet,cheating,betraying or backstaping. FRIENDS STICK TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!

INSTALLING HUSBAND :)) :))

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --

Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5 .0, NBA 3.0 , and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and tr y to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

ज़िन्दगी जन्नत से कम नहीं होती

दिन हुआ है तो रात भी होगी,
हो मत उदास कभी तो बात भी होगी,
इतने प्यार से दोस्ती की है खुदा की कसम
जिंदगी रही तो मुलाकात भी होगी.
कोशिश कीजिए हमें याद करने की
लम्हे तो अपने आप ही मिल जायेंगे
तमन्ना कीजिए हमें मिलने की
बहाने तो अपने आप ही मिल जायेंगे .
महक दोस्ती की इश्क से कम नहीं होती
इश्क से ज़िन्दगी ख़तम नहीं होती
अगर साथ हो ज़िन्दगी में अच्छे दोस्त का
तो ज़िन्दगी जन्नत से कम नहीं होती

SWEET FRIEND

To, sweet friend!!
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~~~~~~~~~$$$“~~“$$ your sweetest smile
~~~~~~~~$$$“~~~~$$ Perhaps just every once
~~~~~~~~$$$~~~~.$$ in a short brief while
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~..$$ Then right here in
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$ the palm, of my hand!
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$ I would hold, a gift
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$ so radiant and grand
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$ My own little starry
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$* moonlit night.
~~~~~~$$$$$$$“ A truly spectacular
~~~~.$$$$$$$ most beautiful delight
~~~$$$$$$“`$ Now if this thought
~~$$$$$*~~~$$ has made you sigh
~$$$$$~~~~~$$.$..Or touched your heart
$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$. like a butterfly
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$ Then this is the blessing
$$$~~~~$$$*~“$~~$*$$$$ of loving emotion
$$$~~~“$$“~~~$$~~~$$$$ Given to you
$$$~~~~$$~~~~$$~~~~$$$ with my love and devotion
~$$$~~~$$$~~~“$~~~~$$$
~“*$$~~~~$$$~~$$~~:$$
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KEEP SMILING ALWAYS

5 Lovable words- "I am alone without u",

4 pleasant words- "I care 4 u",

3 sweet words- "i like u",

2 special words "Miss U",

1 important word- "U"

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THANX FOR BECOMING MY FRIEND

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TEDDY BEAR is the sign of My FriEndsHip
THANX FOR BECOMING MY FRIEND
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-----------!!!;;:::::::::.................@I Valorize
-------------:::::::::::.............@The ones that I have
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--------------------:::::.@ YOU MY FRIEND hii,,,beauti

My Tip : UR SMILE

"Aaj ka happy price Menu
Pyar ki roti..
Chahat ki sabji..
Sneh ka raita..
vishvas ka salad..
Frndship ki sweet dish,
Your Bill :1 Sweet SMS 2 me
My Tip : UR SMILE."

Maine usko salaam likh bheja

Maine usko salaam likh bheja,
hal e dil tamaam likh bheja,
maine pucha tere honth kaise hain?
usne "jaam" likh bheja..
maine pucha tere baal kaise hain?
usne "kudrat ka inaam" likh bheja..
maine pucha kab hogi mulakaat?
usne "qyamat ki shaam" likh bheja..
maine pucha itna tadpatay kiyon ho?
usne "pyar ka imtehan" likh bheja...
mene pucha tumhe kisse nafrat he?

Zalim ne "mera naam" likh bheja.

Ek Masoom si mohabbat ka bus itna sa fasana hai,

Ek Masoom si mohabbat ka bus itna sa fasana hai,
kagaz ki havel hai baarish ka zamaana hai.
Kya shartemohabbat hai, kya shartezamana hai,
aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur woh geet bhi gaana hai.
Uss paar utarne ki umeed bahot kam hai, kashti bhi purani hai,
tufaa ko bhi aana hai. Samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaaz mohabbat ke,
ek khaas shaks ko ankho se ek sher sunana hai. Bholi si ada,
koi fir ishq ki zid par hai,fir aag ka dariya hai aur dub ke jana hai.

Thank you for walking with me.

Thank you for walking with me!

You are the one,
In all of my dreams.
Walking together,
Or wading in streams.

Life really blessed me
When it gave me you.
I used to think
It couldn't be true.

But still, here you are
Right by my side,
Holding my hand
With every stride.

Walking through life,
What we have is true.
And I am so happy,
To share it with you.

Thank you for walking with me.

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Do u know what is A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

FREE DELIVERY

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

ladki ne god se pucha....

EK LADKI NE GOD SE PUCHA, WHAT IS LOVE? GOD NE KAHA , JAAO BAAG ME SE EK PHOOL LE KAR AAYO.
WO LADKI PHOOL LENE GAYE, USE EK PHOOL PASAND AAYA,PAR WO JYADA SUNDER PHOOL CHAHATI THI, WO AAGE CHALI GAYE,PAR USE KOI BHI PHOOL NAHI MILA.
WO LADKI VAPIS AAYE,PEHLE WALA PHOOL LENE KE LIYE..PAR USE PEHLE WALA PHOOL BHI NAHI MILA,TAB WO BAHUT PACHTAEE.,WO GOD KE PAAS DUBARA GAYEE.OR GOD SE PUCHNE LAGI.
TAB GOD NE BOLA, THIS IS LOVE. JAB PYAR HAMARE PAAS HOTA HAI,TO HUM USKI KADAR NAHI KARTE,OR JAB WO HAMSE DOOR HO JATA HAI,TO USKI KAMI KA EHSAAS HOTA HAI.

I Love You In 21 Different Languages!

English - I love you.

Bengali - Aami Tumaake Bhaalo Baashi

Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie

French - Je T'aime

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hai

Czech - Miluji Te

Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta

Italian - Ti Amo

Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu

German - Ish Libe Dish

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Greek - S'agapo

Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi

Lithuianian - Tav Myliu

Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo

Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru

Romanian - Te Ubsec

Bosnian - Volim Te

Albanian - Te Dua

Filipino - Mahal Kita

Spanish - Te Amo

this is......I Love You In 21 Different Languages!